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Penis Cupcake Greeting Card

Designer: Her Dirty Dishes

$8.50 AUD

Do you love cock? Do you love someone else's cock? But you have no way to tell them? Are you in need of a greeting card that says 'I'm fun'?

Can I interest you in an uncut penis greeting card? Topped with a heavenly helping of icing, sprinkles, and a lit candle? 

I'm sure you agree, the penis cupcake speaks volumes, and will convey your message beautifully. If you stand back, you can see the emotional depth the artist is trying to...Who am I kidding? It's a cock on a card, and it's blooming marvellous.

I adore this art work, not because it's a penis and the jocularity potential is immense, but that's it uncut, has hair, and a pair testicles. It's rare to see uncircumcised penises in art, so I'm excited to share in Her Dirty Dishes celebration of them.

The Penis Cupcake is professionally printed on durable card from an original hand illustration of the Sad Selfie greeting card range, by Her Dirty Dishes. The inside is blank, for you to use for any occasion, as you see fit. For revealing your cock is uncircumcised, wishing a happy birthday, congratulations on the new job, or even a university graduate. By all means, buy it just for yourself and proudly display it on your art wall next to the Caravaggio or Rosetti.

Comes with envelope, and plastic wrapped.

Size: 12 cm x 17 cm

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