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You Turn Me On Blank Card

Designer: Her Dirty Dishes

$8.50 AUD

Are you in lust with someone ad don't have the words to tell them? Are you having hot sex with someone (lucky them!) and you want to let them know what they do to you? Or perhaps you're adding some extra spice to your relationship?

May I entice you with these divine beauty from Her Dirty Dishes. You Turn me on. Just watch the recipient's eyes widen with joy, and imagine how moist they'll become. Well, that's the theory, or maybe they'll have a giggle, who knows! Either way, they'll love it as much as you did when you saw this and thought of them.

Is a vulva greeting card not your cup of tea? That's ok. Head here for an uncut penis cupcake greeting card.

'You Turn Me On'  is professionally printed on durable card from an original hand illustration from the Sad Selfie greeting card series by Her Dirty Dishes. The inside is blank, for you to use for any occasion. For revealing your love, wishing a happy birthday, congratulations on the new job, or I'm a lesbian. You can even buy it just for you, colour it in and proudly display on your art wall next to the da Vinci or Klimt.

Comes with envelope, and plastic wrapped.

Size: 12 cm x 17 cm

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